Your Santa Sack’s A C…! (Green Snowflakes)

Make December 25th extra magical for that special c**t in your life with this plush red Santa sack adorned with your favourite foul-mouth Christmas curmudgeon.

Cram it full of all your pressies – which you’ll buy from this website, obviously – and watch your loved one’s eyes widen with delight at the middle finger salute from the baddest Santa ever to appear on a sack! Merry F*****g Christmas!

Warning: Don’t fill this Santa Sack with Lego, Barbies or Nintendos for the kids! It’s for adults only, you daft c**ts!

• Dimensions: 60 cm x 42 cm
• Manufactured from plush material
• Adjustable cord at the top of the sack