Festival? Here? Drink Bottle

Your favourite foul-mouthed fella can now help keep your tipple cold or hot – with this versatile bottle. Perfect for all you busy, thirsty c**ts who are always on the go!

It’s also ideal for disguising beer, Babycham or any booze of your choosing. So you can sneakily swig your Southern Comfort safe in the knowledge no-one will ever know – until your boss gets a whiff of your whisky breath and you’re marched out of the building. But it had nowt to do with us. Okay?

• Made from stainless steel
• Shiny stainless steel lid
• Keeps hot drinks warm for 12 hours
• Keeps cold drinks chilled for up to 24 hours
• 500 ml capacity
• Dimensions: 260 x 70 mm