Christmas Cotton Tea Towel

Imagine the look on your loved‑one’s face on Christmas Day, when they open this extra special gift – a sweary Santa tea towel! It will be a moment to treasure – just before they get off their lazy arse and do the washing up.

• Made from 100% cotton.
• 49 x 69 cm.
• Lightweight with sewn-in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: Don’t angrily flick this towel at the daft c**t who actually thought buying this as a gift was a good idea. (For proper care instructions, read this guff.)

For more sweary home and kitchen stuff, see our mugs and coasters.