A Cunt-ry Man’s Calendar 2026

Spend 2026 with your fave foul-mouthed fella! Turn over a new page on the first of every month and enjoy a hilarious image that will keep you laughing til the end of the month.

With unique takes on the seasons and your favourite funny c**t like you’ve never seen him before, enjoy 12 masterpieces you’ll want to keep and frame. There’s plenty of swearing, adult themes and the C word, so this 2026 calendar is not suitable for children, soft gets or Woke Wendys.

It’s made from thick, high-quality paper too, not like that flimsy shite you get on some calendars! And if you are a Woke Wendy, you’ll be pleased to know it’s eco‑friendly – made with FSC/PESC-certified papers (whatever the f**k that means!). Ooh we’re gonna cry at a film next!

***BUYING THIS AND SOMETHING ELSE FROM OUR STORE?***
Our calendar is printed by a different supplier to the rest of the items in our store and has its own individual shipping price and delivery. The calendar will get to you in a separate shipment from the other item/s and usually arrives first – but rest assured your other item/s will get to you soon after. Thanks! 

If you are buying a calendar and something else from our store, please read the information above before adding this to your basket. Thanks!