Merry F*****g Christmas! T‑Shirt

Spend the festive season with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella! This sweary Santa t-shirt is the perfect Christmas gift for that special c**t in your life. Wear it on Xmas day to repel unwanted visits from annoying relatives.

It’s just one of a range of poses, phrases, colours and designs to choose from, so cram your trolley full of these sweary tees for every season, month and day of the week to suit your mood. Especially if you’re a right angry c***!

We could tell you that this lovely, soft festive t‑shirt:

• Comes in a choice of colours.
• Is priced at £20.99 for sizes 2XL-5XL.
• Is made from high-quality, ethically sourced cotton.
• Has a ribbed knit collar and no side seams.

But that’s a load of boring old shite! Just put the thing in your virtual trolley and get it bloody bought!

For our size guide and care instructions, see this page.

Want more foul-mouthed festive fashion with a bit of snuggle? Get the sweatshirt too!

Please note, sizes above 2XL have a slightly longer production time and will take 7-10 days to arrive, so make sure you order in plenty of time for Christmas!