F Off! Cotton Tea Towel

Get off your arse and do the washing up, you lazy b*****d! To make your domestic chores more fun, dry your dishes with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella’s face! This is just one of a range of designs to choose from. Get them all so you’re not the only one swearing at your mucky kitchen – your tea towels are too!

• Made from 100% cotton.
• 49 x 69 cm.
• Lightweight with sewn-in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: You can use this tea towel to wipe your red, sweaty face after a skinful and a vindaloo! (For proper care instructions, read this guff.)

For more sweary home and kitchen stuff, see our mugs and coasters.