Your Coffee’s A C…! Ceramic Mug

This glossy ceramic sweary mug is the perfect way to disguise your sneaky vodka as a cup of coffee. Or for enjoying a double whammy when you pour your vodka into your coffee.

• Standard size 11‑oz white mug with two prints of the same design.
• Dishwasher resistant up 800 wash cycles at 45°C.
• It’s got a handle, a daft c**t on it and it holds yer tea. What more do you f*****g want?

Care instructions: Don’t drop it, you drunken, jittering, caffeine-overdosed b*****d! (For proper care instructions, read this guff.)

Don’t want nasty rings forming on your Aldi middle isle coffee table? Match your mug with one of our quality coasters.