Your Tea’s A C…! Ceramic Mug

This sweary glossy ceramic mug is the perfect way to disguise your sneaky vodka as a cup of tea!

• Standard size 11‑oz white mug with two prints of the same design.
• Dishwasher resistant up 800 wash cycles at 45°C.
• It’s got a handle, a sweary c**t on it and it holds yer tea. What more do you f*****g want?

Care instructions: Don’t forget to rinse out the vodka, so your gran doesn’t get pissed when she comes round for a Horlicks. (For proper care instructions, read this guff.)

Don’t want nasty rings forming on your Aldi middle isle coffee table? Match your mug with one of our quality coasters.