Your Washing Up’s A C…! (Pattern) Cotton Tea Towel

Get off your arse and do the washing up, you lazy b*****d! To make your domestic chores more fun, dry your dishes with your favourite foul‑mouthed fella’s face! This is just one of a range of designs to choose from. Get them all so you’re not the only one swearing at your mucky kitchen – your tea towels are too!

• Made from 100% cotton.
• 49 x 69 cm.
• Lightweight with sewn-in care label.
• Design printed on one side.

Care instructions: Lads, it’s not for wiping your nose, your arse or your gonads. But it is for wiping the smile off your missus’ face if you buy her this for your wedding anniversary! (For proper care instructions, read this guff.)

For more sweary home and kitchen stuff, see our mugs and coasters.